R.I.P. Murdoc Niccals
anxiousmonster:
billhitchert:
ocean-bacon23:
billhitchert:
Murdoc Niccals, bassist for rock ‘n’ roll band Gorillaz, has died at the age of 45. Niccals was enjoying a weekend at his vacation home in the Hamptons and was found lying on the beach by a white, middle-class, heterosexual teenage girl. According to the girl, who wished to remain anonymous, the bassist appeared to be “convulsing” and had a “sickly green tone” to his skin. At the moment, Niccals’ cause of death is unknown. He will be missed.
Wait… what? no… no… NNNNOOOO!!!
This can’t be! My life… gah! NO!
This is your life now… Your all alone… All Alone, by Gorillaz… R.I.P.
…what the fuck is going on???
EXXXXCUISEEE ME WHAT NO HELP „ „ , MURDOC. .. . NO…..
Aries:
Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus:
OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini:
Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer:
*sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo:
EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo:
LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra:
ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio:
SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius:
CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn:
*busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius:
*not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces:
I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
mom 4 hours ago:
we're only staying for 30 minutes
deadling:
the worst is when someone is blatantly an asshole but have so many people kissing their ass
i dont understand
(via boner-core)
lizawithazed:
rexiv:
Melanism
(the opposite of Albinism)
Gorgeous.
(via marakala)
April fools joke gone wrong
Me:
Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum:
AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me:
...
Me:
Breathe if you find me attractive.
Entire human race:
*dies from lack of oxygen*
bitchfulunicorn:
That’s why we love France
(via mellofever)
